Introducing the Newly Expanded
How One Really Lazy Guy took a revolutionary little
dirt-cheap-simple idea and turned it into America's leading money machine!
NOW THE FEATURED PRODUCT IN THE MOST INNOVATIVE HOME BUSINESS EVER OFFERED!
TOTAL PROFITS™ is the only course on earth that takes you inside internet
marketing, direct mail, card deck, magazine advertising, seminars, ebay,
how to run your business and so much more from someone who is doing it
every day of the week!
My name is Larry Oxenham, and a simple little idea that came to me more than
10 years ago has revolutionized the way information is marketed around the
world today. I learned how to do a very small amount of work and get paid
for it over and over and over again, for years!
If you demand monster financial success, read on
You see, my little company introduced the best selling Guide, Take a Really Fast Drive down the Lazy Road to Truly Great Wealth! ten years ago. That little Guide set the Gold Standard for information excellence. I developed my Guide because
I was sick and tired of wasting my hard earned
money on junk information.
I needed to make money, but didn't have much. My system was designed to be simple, cheap, easy and fast. It worked so well that our customers, students and friends have become the most loyal in business today and they are always asking for more.
After all, each of us wants to get started, then we want to make serious money, and then we want to make even more. This is just human nature! When a mountain climber reaches the summit, he or she looks for another mountain. When a runner does a half marathon he or she looks for a full marathon. When an author writes one book, he or she starts on a second. We are always moving forward.
Some of you want to quit your job, some want to buy a Ferrari, others want to travel the world, some want to do charitable work, others just want to sit at the beach and enjoy the fresh smell of the ocean and the warm breezes.
But all of us want to make more money,
And make it automatically!
In the early years we perfected cheap little classified ads and the money came in steadily and predictably: still does! Anyone can do it: many have! In fact, many of the ads you see in national magazines today come from my students.
Ill bet you have already worked hard enough and
long enough to deserve to be rich, and you've probably made your boss and
your company a lot of money. Now its your turn! Here is what you told us you wanted to learn about:
1. How to get the most customers the fastest and cheapest way.
2. How to make money on the internet without becoming an internet expert.
3. How to understand copyrights and trademarks and business licenses and
recordkeeping and corporations.
4. How to know when to do direct mail or card deck advertising.
5. How to keep your business legal.
6. Where to put your ads, and how big should they be.
7. How to automatically provide customer service so good that your competition
will never catch up!
8. The incredibly profitable magic of seminars, and the incredible danger
to your business and your wallet if you do them wrong.
9. How to use ebay to quickly and cheaply test your ideas.
10. What type of information will produce the biggest profits the quickest.
11. How to choose a product, how to price it.
12. What are the “magic” words that make people jump and down with excitement
to send you their money.
13. What can you really expect from direct mail advertising,
especially since all you hear about is the Internet. (This will be a pleasant
surprise).
14. Why you will never pay close to what a magazine says it will charge you
for advertising.
15. How to put your business together the cheapest possible way and pay for
itself every step of the way.
16. The exact forms and resources I use to track my business, plan for the
future, and keep the government off my back.
17. Actual case studies from real application
of everything I teach. (This may be the most important information I've ever
offered!)
18. The best Action Plan in the world today, one that will get you off your
rear end, into immediate action, and assure success.
19. Where to start? Magazines? Direct Mail? Internet?
20. The World's Easiest Budget.
It was a tall order but I wrote, and wrote, and wrote some
more. (If I had known it was going to be this much work I'm not sure I
would have started. After all, I'm lazy by nature.) Every time I added
a word to the course I recalled questions students had asked: How
can I do this? How can I do this cheaply? How can I do this right? How
can I do this fast?
I reviewed my notes, reviewed the actual results and:
I took everything I've learned in my business lifetime,
the best of the best and put it in my TOTAL PROFITS course!
And then I took
the forms I've used, and some of the resources, and added them. And
the course got better and better and better! This is very special information.
Before I knew it I had over 200 pages of information alone. Then I made an
appointment with a professional recording studio, set aside two days, and
recorded a cd for each section. Every secret, including
some very interesting real life stories, was included in a series of ten
powerful cds.
The course comes in a handy binder complete with
tabs for each section, and a separate cd holder for each of the very, very
valuable cds. There are more
than 200 pages of inside information, ranging from the secrets of
keeping your customers forever to the real way money is made on the Internet
to exclusive techniques to save the most money while growing your business
the fastest. And we included a practical ACTION PLAN
that will have you off and running immediately. We even included the
exact forms I used when I began before I knew about Excel spreadsheets or
could afford to have someone do my recordkeeping.
This is your instruction
guide, your full business plan,
your action plan. Total Profits provides you
everything you need to succeed NOW!

I can honestly tell you there is nothing
like our
Total Profits course on the market today.
If it was just information it would
be worth ten times what we are charging! This is the wave of the future and
it is yours now!
Everything is covered, customer service, information
marketing, the Internet, direct mail, card deck, magazines, and an action
plan to light a fire under you right now! This information will
save you thousands and might just make you rich. And included is our private
email address so you can contact us anytime with your ideas and requests.
It is a great course! How do we know? Listen to what my students have to
say about Total Profits (Originals of each
are in our files):
"Larry, I can't believe you are revealing so many of the marketing trade secrets and for such a low price! This is amazing stuff!"
"I breezed through your full course over the last few days!"
"The cds are awesome. I especially like the first one, LazyWealth. Why it works! I have listened to it several times and I can't wait to hear it again."
"It would cost thousands to get this information anywhere else, if you could get it. The section on Seminars opened my eyes to possibilities I never thought about."
"When I heard you had a section titled, “The Worlds Easiest Budget” I wondered where that fit into the course. It is so powerful I have made copies and given one to each of my kids. Everyone needs this; you should write an entire book on this subject alone!"
"I had no idea there are so many easy ways to make money. The course makes it all so simple and easy to understand."
We are
proud of the course. You
have seen other courses, offering less useful information, priced from a
low of $997 to more than $3000. In seminar format this would cost $4,000
or more. And yet most other courses don't offer the
personal, ongoing assistance we offer, mainly because they don't do what
we do every day.
Total
Profits™ is, quite literally, like an advanced course in marketing.
A University would charge you thousands and make you go through several years
of study to get this information. And you would have to learn from professors
who don't apply the knowledge everyday!
We are proud to tell you we have offered the course at $2495 as a stand-alone course but now include it as part of our Automatic Direct Mail program. You can order it as is or receive the added benefit of the most ingenious profit producing course ever developed.
One student purchased one of the first copies and here's what he had to
say:
"I have read your original Guide about a dozen
times and your follow-up report twice. This is such an amazing concept!
I really like the forms and resources chapters. Yesterday I was so excited
listening to the first cd
that I listened to it again. FANTASTIC INFORMATION!"
When I started making money I got real excited, after all,
there's nothing
quite like walking to your mailbox
and finding it full of money every day of the week.
Then, when I gained an understanding of the Internet, it got even better; not only did I get money in my mailbox, but I checked my email twice each day to see how much money was deposited into my account. How cool is that!
Everything you learn in Total Profits is based on what I do every single day. There is no theory, no bogus impossible to do methods, no phony promises or representations, just pure, simple methods I practice and perfect daily.
My simple-little-dirt-cheap-revolutionary
idea
opened the door to financial success for so many of you.
We are good at what
we do; that's not bragging, that's the result of ten years of total dedication
to information that works, to responding to your wishes, and practicing what
we preach.
Remember, if you order the course for the $2495 price you get the best information
available today, but it is the featured product in our new Automatic
Direct Mail program, so save some money, order the Automatic
Direct Mail program
and get the most innovative marketing program ever along with the priceless
Total Profits course.
Thank you.
Larry Oxenham,
President,
P.S. Remember, there is nothing like this course available anywhere today
and this is the first time this information has ever been offered.
P.P.S. Imagine, I began my business ten years ago with just $65 using the principles you will learn in just a short while in this powerful course. Real secrets, real information that will work for you today and tomorrow.
P.P.P.S. This course is now the featured product in our new Automatic Direct Mail program. Limited quantities are available so hurry.
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©2007, Larry Oxenham
Copyright 2007 LW Publications, Inc.